I had about five people ask for this. You know what they say about being careful what you wish for...
Tips for Women:
A. Don't give us "tips"; it's patronizing and we don't need your help. If we're
really hurting we'll ask our mothers or trusted female friends who have gained our respect.
B. Don't create contradictory situations for us. If, for instance, you tell us we are to "lead" our choices are to either follow your lead (which is not leading) or passively ignore it (which is not leading). In this case if you really want us to lead I suggest you aggressively attempt to dominate us, and maybe we'll fight you for the territory. Otherwise you will simply have to submit to our noninvolvement.
C. You can't change us but you're certainly capable of annoying us.
D. If we're behaving irrationally be logical. Your clear thinking can shame us to our senses.
E. When plotting to win our hearts, remember we're social creatures, too. The girl we spend all our time talking to will defeat prettier, fitter rivals in the contest for our affections.
F. But still, every little bit helps. If you are concerned about your image, you could always exercise, eat healthier and dress sharper; you may double your eligibility.
G. It's a cheap trick but cleaning, doing our laundry, and cooking may create a dependency we're strongly adverse to losing.
H. Be honest, with yourself and with us. If that means making fewer promises, then so be it. But if you are consistently bending your word and breaking your pledges how can we possibly expect you to take any prominent vows seriously?
I. With regards to E., remember that not all guys will consider "talking at" them to be "talking TO" them. But some will and if that's your thing form a relationship with a taciturn male.
J. Remember you are strong, too. If we love you we will attempt to care for and protect you. But a relationship is a war, and prepare yourself to fight for us, to fight for God, and to fight for your children. We (with the exception of God) may need you to save us. When you are called upon to shoulder a heavy burden do not shirk it, but trust God and don't sell yourself short.
K. Finally, don't let your life revolve around finding/maintaining a relationship. Lead a meaningful, fulfilling life with or without a man, that way you will be happy without them and irresistible to them. Plus, it's what God wants.
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This is hilarious